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In this show: Richard and Alex talk very quickly for an hour about some stuff. Mr T smashing Nazis with technology given to him by genius scientist Will Wright, Bigfoot, that sort of thing.
More Omegle.com goodness.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: what are you looking for?
Stranger: God
You: nobody seems to want what i’m offering
Stranger: what do you got
You: fresh out of god
You: but i’ve got these shammies
Stranger: oh balls
Stranger: SHAMWOW?
You: I AM VINCE SHLOMI
You: not really
You: they’re tea towels
You: i just say they’re shammies
Stranger: *slapchops your forehead* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i have this weird tic
You: i can’t go out in public
Stranger: yeah?
Stranger: I hate being in public too
You: oh, no.
You: i like being in public
You: i just can’t be.
Stranger: oh
You: my tic is a violent one
You: people get hurt
Stranger: I had a friend with tics as a kid
Stranger: oh really
You: really?
Stranger: sucks for them I guess
Stranger: and yeah, his name was sethj
You: that’s one way to look at it
Stranger: *seth
You: do you have any physical abnormalities you’d like to share with me?
Stranger: he was a cool guy but he was picked on a lot
Stranger: well according to wiifit (and my doctors) i’m obese
Stranger: I don’t eat right
You: i bet if you got me and seth
You: and put us in a small room together
You: i’d end up pregnant
Stranger: lol
Stranger: are you a female or is this pregnancy just that epic?
You: IT IS THAT EPIC
Stranger: dayum
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In this show: Alex, Rich and Matt talk man-robot relationships, sabbath mode, April Fool’s day, the Pigasus awards, awesome American names, wanking into Big Macs, the Grand National, undead Jane Austen, random chats, randy wallpaper, and much more.
Omegle.com is some crazy shizzle, as Snoop would put it.
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: weird, eh?
You: meeting you like this.
You: you could have been anybody.
You: but it’s you.
You: definitely you.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: what’s your name ?
You: oh, i’m clarence
Stranger: hi clarence i’m ricardo
Stranger: where you from ?
You: i am from the isle of man
You: it’s in the irish sea
You: and you?
Stranger: brazil - rio de janeiro
You: so are you a proficient footballer?
Stranger: yeah …
You: i hear brazillians are quite good at the old foot-to-ball
You: can’t keep up myself
Stranger: yeah
You: too much heading
You: i preferred it when the balls were six pounds and would knock you out
You: and the goal was on fire
Stranger: bah
Stranger: now is better
You: and the goalie would shoot acid out his fingers
You: blinding the striker
You: those were the days
Stranger: rs
You: who is your favourite player?
Stranger: let’s see
Stranger: do you know romario ?
You: no
You: who is he?
Stranger: the best player if i see
Stranger: and your ?
You: i liked pele
You: i used to like it when he did that crazy kick of his
Stranger: rs
You: and when he shot lasers out his eyeballs
You: but mostly the kick
Stranger: he is the best player of the wolrd
You: the flippy one
You: oh he was like magic
Stranger: but you need see romario
Stranger: go in youtube and see any video from romario
You: i will search the tubes for romario.
You: thank you ricardo
You: it was nice talking with you
Stranger: yes
Stranger: nice to mee too
You: i hope romario can turn invisible
Stranger: you have messenger ?
You: because he’s going to have to be quite something to beat pele
You: anyway
You: goodbye!
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